Opossum Figurine, Animals with Attitude Adult Humor for the Home or Office

Meet the opossum who has perfected the ancient art of avoiding conversation: playing dead.

This little “Animals with Attitude” figurine is here to represent everyone who mentally checks out the second someone says, “Can I ask you something?” With its tired little face, pink nose, and brutally relatable sign that reads “When you Talk... I Play Dead,” this desk buddy is the perfect passive-aggressive mascot for your office, bookshelf, cubicle, craft room, or any space where unwanted small talk goes to die.

Great for coworkers, introverts, over-it friends, sarcastic animal lovers, and anyone whose social battery comes pre-installed at 2%.

Each figure stands at roughly 3" tall and makes a great gift for dad or that special coworker.

✨Features:
- Fully Adjustable Head that Swivels 360* Degrees
- Removable Head
- Extremely Durable and Environmentally Friendly
- Includes 3D Printed Sign with Sarcastic Phrase

📏Dimensions and Materials:
- Standing Height ~3" inches.
- Made from High Quality PLA+
- Some models may contain Cyanoacrylate Glue

📦Shipping and Handling:
- Most models regularly stocked. 1-3 day shipping time.
- Shipped USPS Ground Advantage. Priority Shipping Available.

⚠️ Not suitable for children under the age of 6. Contains PLA (Polylactic Acid) a non-toxic biodegradable thermoplastic derived from renewable resources such as sugarcane and corn starch. Jersey3D Print Co. is heavily invested in ensuring our products are not harmful to the environment.