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Sarcastic Opossum - Animals with Attitude Funny Animal Figurines for the Home or Office
Sarcastic Opossum - Animals with Attitude Funny Animal Figurines for the Home or Office
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Meet the opossum who has perfected the ancient art of avoiding conversation: playing dead.
This little “Animals with Attitude” figurine is here to represent everyone who mentally checks out the second someone says, “Can I ask you something?” With its tired little face, pink nose, and brutally relatable sign that reads “When you Talk... I Play Dead,” this desk buddy is the perfect passive-aggressive mascot for your office, bookshelf, cubicle, craft room, or any space where unwanted small talk goes to die.
Great for coworkers, introverts, over-it friends, sarcastic animal lovers, and anyone whose social battery comes pre-installed at 2%.
Each figure stands at roughly 3" tall and makes a great gift for dad or that special coworker.
✨Features:
- Fully Adjustable Head that Swivels 360* Degrees
- Removable Head
- Extremely Durable and Environmentally Friendly
- Includes 3D Printed Sign with Sarcastic Phrase
Designer Credits
Designer Credits
Designed by SpaceMonkey3D
Shipping Details
Shipping Details
Most models regularly stocked. 1-3 day shipping time.
Safety Warnings
Safety Warnings
Choking Hazard. Contains small parts. Not suitable for children under the age of 6. Contains PLA (Polylactic Acid) a non-toxic biodegradable thermoplastic derived from renewable resources such as sugarcane and corn starch.
Warranty Information
Warranty Information
30 Day Limited Replacement/Exchange Warranty for material defects
14 Day Quality-Related Dissatisfaction Refund Guarantee
Customers may request a return within fourteen (14) days from the date of confirmed delivery if they are unsatisfied with the product quality. The item must be returned in its original condition and packaging, without damage caused by use, mishandling, or improper storage. The request must be submitted within the 14-day return window. This warranty does not apply to bulk orders with volume discounts or custom orders.
We offer a thirty (30) day exchange policy for most products that experience breakage due to material or manufacturing defects only. Damage must be reported within 30 days of the date of delivery. We reserve the right to request photo evidence of the damage. We reserve the right to deny any return or exchange that does not meet the conditions outlined in this policy.
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