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Sarcastic Candle Mini Desk Toy - Holidays with Attitude Halloween Decor for Home or Office

Sarcastic Candle Mini Desk Toy - Holidays with Attitude Halloween Decor for Home or Office

Regular price $12.99 USD
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Light up your Halloween décor without setting your emotional stability on fire. 🕯️🎃

These grumpy little candles are part of the Holidays with Attitude: Halloween Edition—perfect for desks, shelves, mantels, or anywhere that could use a little seasonal sarcasm.

Choose from delightfully relatable phrases including:

  • Melt Down
  • Burnt Out
  • Hot Mess
  • Blow Me
  • I'm Lit

Available in two sizes:

  • Small: Approximately 2" tall
  • Large: Approximately 3" tall and fits up to a 38mm battery-powered tea light—included with your order!

Each candle is 3D printed with plenty of personality, angry little eyebrows, and absolutely no interest in pretending everything is fine.

  • Each Purchase is for 1 Figurine
  • Choose "All Phrases" to receive all phrase cards with purchase

Please note: These are decorative collectibles and are designed for battery-powered tea lights only. Never use a real flame. Minor layer lines and small variations are normal characteristics of 3D printing.

Perfect for Halloween lovers, stressed-out coworkers, exhausted teachers, chaotic friends, or anyone currently one inconvenience away from a full melt down.

Designer Credits

SpaceMonkey3D

Shipping Details

Most models regularly stocked. 3-5 day shipping time.

Safety Warnings

Choking Hazard. Contains small parts. Not suitable for children under the age of 6. Contains PLA (Polylactic Acid) a non-toxic biodegradable thermoplastic derived from renewable resources such as sugarcane and corn starch.

Warranty Information

30 Day Limited Replacement/Exchange Warranty for material defects
14 Day Quality-Related Dissatisfaction Refund Guarantee

Customers may request a return within fourteen (14) days from the date of confirmed delivery if they are unsatisfied with the product quality. The item must be returned in its original condition and packaging, without damage caused by use, mishandling, or improper storage. The request must be submitted within the 14-day return window. This warranty does not apply to bulk orders with volume discounts or custom orders.

We offer a thirty (30) day exchange policy for most products that experience breakage due to material or manufacturing defects only. Damage must be reported within 30 days of the date of delivery. We reserve the right to request photo evidence of the damage. We reserve the right to deny any return or exchange that does not meet the conditions outlined in this policy.

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